When living in a castle, with lots of royalty and knights around, one must be careful, especially when going downstairs at night, to watch out for random bits of knight armor lying around on the hardwood floors. One might have a big gigantic WIPEOUT and bust one's queenly knee, which will then swell up as big as a SOFTBALL, LIKE THIS:
Now I feel like this guy, of course...
...and started hobbling towards the garbage can with the little knights' wayward armor set. Bill stopped me, thank goodness! Now our knight can still properly defend our castle (as long as he starts remembering not to leave his armor lying around)!
Ouch!
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